Pretty sure I found Alexander Skarsgard’s younger brother.

Pretty sure I found Alexander Skarsgard’s younger brother.

He found his throne.

He found his throne.

Them motor pool blues. #hurryupandwait #army

Them motor pool blues. #hurryupandwait #army

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Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

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skepticalavenger:

Not everyone knows that they are able to choose.

skepticalavenger:

Not everyone knows that they are able to choose.

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Kick ‘em off and let freedom ring, cause it’s Friday mutha fuckas! #tgif

Kick ‘em off and let freedom ring, cause it’s Friday mutha fuckas! #tgif

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Drama

The Army can’t seem to decide if its a daycare center or a soap opera, usually going with both.

Or, as my platoon sergeant put it this morning, “Its like M.A.S.H. meets General Hospital.”

Truth.

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