Truth be told…

…I really need to get laid soon. Fuck this dry spell. Way too fucking long. On the bright side, I had a day of awesome conversations, looking up tit pics with my awesome lesbian friend, and hitting that PERFECT level of tipsy. Also…boobs. That is all.

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Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.

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raisa-allin:

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raisa-allin:

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Why is I concious? Me not like.

Why is I concious? Me not like.

tastefullyoffensive:

[magicman]

Wah wah

tastefullyoffensive:

[magicman]

Wah wah

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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usmc-freedom-aint-free:

polandballcomics:

Unhated Nations
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This is my favorite post now

usmc-freedom-aint-free:

polandballcomics:

Unhated Nations

Source: Source and comments

This is my favorite post now

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killedmycatatemytailor:

Yo

killedmycatatemytailor:

Yo

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Pretty sure I found Alexander Skarsgard’s younger brother.

Pretty sure I found Alexander Skarsgard’s younger brother.